What I've Learned - Wimberley Edition

- Sammy doesn't like other people's dogs.
- No one knows that proper grill etiquette does not involve everyone sitting inside while the griller freezes to death alone.
- The Hill Country looks like Africa - minus the wildebeests and abject poverty.
- If you put enough twin beds in a room, it looks like an orphanage.
- Justin enjoys drinking scotch (scotchy-scotch-scotch) directly out of the bottle.
- Justin's bottles of scotch come in one size: gigantic.
- Shaye no longer has stomach lining. (Solution: Take it easy next time.)
- I always win the marrying contest.
- People say some interesting things when they drink. (If you want to know if you said anything to me, feel free to ask...I might tell you.)
- When in doubt as how to react to the interesting things said to you, just smile.
- There is such a thing as too much queso.
- When you tell people to bring beer for themselves....they bring beer for 20 people.
- The Middle of Nowhere means exactly that.
- Sleeping for 10 hours during the course of the day does not make you any less tired the next night.
- Sometimes, all you need is a vacation.