Universal Trends in Poorly Made Sequels

Have you seen Superman III? It's terrible. I don't know what is worse, watching Richard Pryor sell-out and pretend to be a "computer genius," or Christopher Reeve try to act menacing as "Evil Superman." (I know the man has passed on, but while his situation was unfortunate, don't try to tell me he was a good actor.)

Anyway, in that movie, there is this giant computer-machine-thing that can turn people into robots. The idea is to enslave Superman, but it ends up killing the bad guys, but that is beside the point.

Exam week is like that machine. Before, were mere mortals living happy, normal lives, and enjoying them to the fullest. Then, Thanksgiving break ended, and suddenly, it was hours upon hours in the library, leading to our present delusional state. We have been captured by the machine and it is sucking out our souls and replacing them with wires and motherboards - or something like that. Perhaps the ladies will end up looking like Dot Matrix from Spaceballs. I know Schanbaum already looks like Barf, the loveable Mog.